All these events culminated in a long and amazing bar night on Saturday that held old favorites like the Bailey's Comet and a few new, ghastly drinks. Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON. Drink Malort, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for. Malort, because these pants aren’t going to shit themselves. (sorry about the language, but if you ever tried Malort, you'd understand.)