In addition to the fresh snow, furnaces were running more by the end of the week. It was 3℉ Saturday morning. There was much speculation about this being signs of the third horseman of the snowpocalypse, ZOMBIE WINTER. Hats grew thicker (to prevent ZOMBIE WINTER from freezing our brains) and arguments more heated. Ultimately, forensic analysis of the weather's remains pointed to nothing more than a cadaveric spasm of Winter. A determination of ZOMBIE WINTER requires a longer period of cold and more snow than this cold cramp. The weather has been forecast to be warmer next week, increasing the possibility of a second cadaveric spasm otherwise known as the season's first round of golf. That high scoring round will undoubtedly be sandwiched between boiling sap and gathering more.
-Nemo uses heated arguments to thaw frozen fingers.