A good week often contains a hidden message or two to not just entertain but to teach. This message can take the shape of a complex morality story, an overlooked safety tip, or a new cocktail recipe. The lesson from last week should have been learned in our youth if we spent any time with comic books and paid any attention to the
Charles Atlas ads. The past two summary pages have called this year's Deep Winter a skinny bag of bones while shoving it down in front of its girl. BIG MISTAKE! I didn't think that Deep Winter would gamble a stamp and send for Charles Atlas's free book to turn itself into a new man. I was wrong. Deeply wrong.
Firstly, we'd like to welcome Thomas James "TJ" Schallock to the Lake Lucerne community. After wasting his first almost 48 hours seeking fun and excitement in the big city, we believe that the almost eight and a half pound hunk of baby finally made the correct choice and moved to the lake. You won't regret it, TJ. As a side note, while Thomas James is a fine name, given the weather, we'd expected Nanook, The Mighty Quinn, or Freezemeister. Secondly, never taunt Deep Winter. A good taunting can be difficult to resist, especially if the taunted smells faintly of elderberries, but there's always the chance that the pummeler will become the pummelie. Curse you Charles Atlas! In summation, by the end of last week, if you love snowmobiling in the sub-zero, skiing in the frosty freeze, or suffer some other similar sort of brain damage, the current state of the lake area is for you.
-Nemo "Freezemeister" hopes to see a swift end to this new "colden age".